How To Get Away With Rape

Step 1: Live in a society where women don’t have the upper hand. Check

Guys just love to play dumb. Act as if there is only one type of rape– where the stranger jumps out of the bushes, attacks, threatens, and rapes a woman. Um, no.

Firstly, this is not about Kevin. Yes, Kevin did touch me in my sleep. No, he still doesn’t think what he did was wrong. His father is rich as fuck, you’d think that would be good enough reason as is to pursue charges and settle. Nope! I still have measly feelings for the asshole. The dick! Ugh fuck you Kevin!

This is about another asshole, Let’s call him Farsh. Someone I don’t know from Adam. Someone I should have never got involved with.

Remember that scene from Higher Learning where Kristen tells the guy to put on a condom? And he doesn’t want to, and he just fucks her anyway? Yeah, well that’s RAPE. Like it or not. Alas….some find it debatable. Tsk Tsk.

My nurse will confirm that sexual interaction can be consensual up until a point–and you can stop consent at any point in time. but for some fucked up reason the chief of police will have an investigator–who has a penis– hear your story and say, nah! That’s not really rape.

Newsflash. Men will lie for sex. No, scratch that–guys (not every guy with a penis is a man, not every guy past a certain age is a man either!)

So Guys will lie for sex. The average guy who does not want to put on a condom and is “nagged” by a woman to put one on may lie and say “oh just the tip . Let me just rub the tip against the clit.” AND THEN HE RAMS IT IN THERE!

So Houston’s “finest” can put himself in Farsh’s shoes. Or should I say, He can put his dick in Farsh’s condom–oh wait, there was no condom!–let’s go back to the g-rated shoes metaphor. This guy–let’s call him officer John–John doesn’t think it’s a big deal. “You can’t just press charges against someone because you’re mad at him or he lied to have sex with you.”

Farsh has probably done this before. He texts me “I didn’t want to have sex” “why did you make me fuck you without a condom!” “I’m freaking out, do you have an std?” (Right, because the perfect time to ask someone if they have an STD is AFTER fucking them raw ::I cannot roll my eyes far enough!::)

I didn’t erase these texts. Why should I. Let me share with you the sick and twisted mind of Farsh. Farsh did not hit me. Just because I have no bruises doesn’t mean nothing is wrong. (though if we were into BDSM play, it would be perfectly fine if he spanked me. There’s a DIFFERENCE between consensual BDSM and nonconsensual sex, but be careful! there lies the gray area –or should I say 50 shades of grey area–where no one believes you are capable of being raped  if you were ever into sub/dom play.)

So the investigating officer can read these texts and think I’M the one who wanted him to be condomless, Should I ever press charges, it will look as if I concocted the whole story. And why would anyone ever believe the black lady? hmm?

John looks up after reading the texts and stupidly asks me–but he’s saying you told him to do this.

*SIGH* Idiots. I’m working with IDIOTS!

SO YOU WANT TO GET AWAY WITH RAPE, eh? You might try the following taunting text. Detailing exactly what you did to the man/woman or the ‘rapee’ and turn it around to seem as if THEY themselves wanted you to do this. That way if they should ever stupidly go to the police (and why oh why would they be so stupid to trust bozos, I don’t know) but you might want to say this to cover your tracks.

“Why did you let me participate in that RAPE fantasy of yours?! Are you okay?”

If you hit them, you might text– “Why did you let me hit you?”

if you want it to seem as if SHE’S the stalker: “You are like a rapist. go away crazy lady!”

Feel free to add more if I’m missing something.

If you want her to look even worse–“why did you make me pay you a thousand dollars to keep you quiet?”

Jackpot! The police would rather look at a woman and charge her with solicitation and/or extortion than look at a guy “who seems more credible” and charge him with sexual assault.

Okay, from someone who likes to write a lot…You can’t make this shit up! Well technically you can, but truth is stranger than fiction. And it’s all about who can sweet talk the authorities better. I can never win at that, I don’t kiss anyone’s ass at all! I gives no fucks if you’re wearing a gun or a badge. I know this will end in a “he said, she said” fruitless battle, but I need him to know that what he did was wrong and I will not just shut up and take it….anymore.

Who knows, the chief of police will be on your side (and by you(r) I mean the rapist who got away).

If there is audio/visual footage of a verbal confrontation John will confiscate your phone (and by your, I mean the complainant–the nagging bitch) and dump it in a lab (for…evidence” :eye roll: The nosy NSA-loving freak is at it again!)

Great! God knows who is reading my argumentative texts with my ex (or not-so ex, since we weren’t officially exclusive or labeling whatever it was that we were) Kevin. They cannot by law look at those texts when it has nothing to do with the original matter at hand. But oh, everyone loves drama, so they will. the BASTARDS!

Goddamn it, I don’t make that much to just blow it on a fucking lawyer to get my phone back. Ugh. Lawyers.  Don’t know who to dislike more them or the cops. Have had negative experiences with both. 😦

Oh and there goes any more job opps when they run my name and see uh-oh, I’m trouble– I dared to file charges against someone for sexual assault–it’s on my record. That would be a BIG. FAT. NO!

Aha! So THIS is why people say  “DON’T talk to the POLICE.” “DON’T TRUST the police.” and  “FUCK the POLICE!”