I HATE WIGGERS!!!

I hate wiggers. I don’t even like that word because it gives off the impression that there’s only one way for a person to act. I am not promoting that, I’m just saying I hate it.

Wigger- a white person, especially  from suburbia, who “acts black”  gangster, thuggish, as if to be “hood.”

Think Robin Williams– especially when trying to pull off his “homeboy” act for the umpteenth time.

My gosh! I hate it whenever I see status updates on facebook of WHITE  AND ASIAN “friends” posting some crap like “aiite”  (all right) “fo sho” (for sure) “this is bomb” “that’s pimp, man” WTF?!

I saw a status from the most Christian, country-bumpkin white guy you could possibly find stating something in the vein of Wiz Kalifa’s “black and yellow ” hit.

He writes: “found my keys. turn to start. Yeah. uh-huh. you know how it is”

And then some other white girl replies right underneath him, “errything I do, I do it big!”

He didn’t even get the lyrics right, plus did we really need to know the thoughts going on in his head once he found his keys?
Unsurprisingly, he “liked” her reply.

I’m not saying Caucasians and Asians shouldn’t be fans of Hip-Hop music. Feel free to be fans all you want. But how weak are you to really want to mimic everything you hear? I  mean I’m a fan of rock music, but you don’t hear me saying “gnarly” or “rad” although alternative rock music artists don’t make up words or skew them into a particular second-hand slang as much as Ebonics, but still. I don’t even like hearing broken English, period. Regardless of race, it really boils my blood when people are “faking it.” You know better. Quit it. It’s not funny. It’s just…LAME. (Wait…is that a “rock” word?)

It’s like D.L Hughly said, “Everybody wants to be black, until the police shows up!”

the very definition of a wigger.

they call us W-I double G E-R. we are. much more. but still we choose to ignore. the obvious.