I’m sorry for

I’m sorry for

Being a bore

I’m sorry that I’m

Running out of time

Your short memory span–

I’m not a fan

It hasn’t logged me in yet

Like chat roulette

You click next

No need to text

I pose no threat

No need to get  upset

Gosh I’m so cheesy

Like life, this isn’t easy

I’m going to go now

I don’t even know how

This shit started

But this is no place for the fainthearted